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Light Bulb Jokes

Light bulb's love declaration: I love you a whole watt!

How many investment brokers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"My god, it burnt out! Sell all my General Electric stock, NOW!!!"

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as lightbulbs.

How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just the one, but it will take a long time, and the bulb has to really want to change.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.

How many Generals does it take to change a light bulb?
1,000,001: One to change the bulb, and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty-one: One to install the new bulb, and fifty to figure what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What kind of answer did you have in mind?

How many guitarist does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.

How many mathematical logicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
None: They can't do it, but they can prove that it can be done.

How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
10, as they need to hold a debate into whether or not the lightbulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the lightbulb they may not go ahead and change it for fear of alienating those who use fluorescent tubes.

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.

How many Webmasters does it take to change a lightbulb?
404 (Not found)

How many operating systems are required to screw in a light bulb?
Just one-Microsoft is making a special version of Windows for it.

How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb?
Nobody knows, when the light comes on they all scatter.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they have to be very small.

How many Chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he has to do it in 12 visits.


How many Church ladies does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change the bulb and three to bring refreshments.


How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Such number as would be deemed necessary to perform the
aforementioned task in a timely and efficient manner.


What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew the light bulb.


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